Nancii's bedroom was painted aubergine; my resolve not to touch her was toast as soon as she sat on the edge of her bed.
by Jake February 17, 2004
to forget about doing something
by jake April 23, 2003
by Jake November 18, 2004
Denise is my favorite pity fuck on a weekend, I take her sailing, don't have to show her off, she cooks & cleans & washes up, I fuck her in the dark; she's not coyote ugly but close to it. Not someone I want to be seen with.
by Jake February 04, 2004
TRON is a BASIC command, short for "trace on". The command is a debugging tool, to trace a program line by line to ferret out bugs and glitches. (It's opposite is TROFF, which turns the trace off.)
by Jake April 25, 2005
Chumble spuzz, is some unbeknownst wad of something that one finds in their pants, usually after strenuous work.
by jAkE March 10, 2005
ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)
by Jake March 23, 2004