Jake's definitions

faith

Irrational belief in something despite all evidence to the contrary.

My religion's holy book says the world is flat, so I believe it's flat no matter what all those fancy-pants scientists say, what with all their years of hard work and research!

by Jake August 10, 2004

blueberry yum yum

chronic ass weed- the kind that makes you choke and reach an inner peace; derived from Ludacris with help from the language Jag.

"Let's get some bluberry yum yum and get high my nigga."

by Jake January 10, 2005

unwritten law

Unwritten Law is one of the best bands out there

Unwritten Law are one of the few non-label whore bands

Are you going to the Unwritten Law concert?

by Jake December 19, 2003

the nick

(noun) British reference meaning "jail"

Tell me what went on, or you'll be spending tonight in the nick!

by Jake February 20, 2004

stroke

the action of placing your index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the shaft and moving the skin up and down to produce a pleasureable sensation leading ultimately to orgasm & ejaculation

she stroked me until I came as I was licking her pussy

by Jake March 15, 2004

longford

Even place

Good Stuff

by Jake August 2, 2003

Pepi

Beautiful, Pepi is beautiful like a long walk at beach then setting down with ur girl and cuddling to watch a sun-set that beautiful, i mean Pepi is soo perfect it's not even funny

awww look how perfect he is he must be pepi

by Jake January 5, 2005