fall on the grenade

a gent & his mates go to a mixed bar. A group of ladies flirt with them, but unfortunately one of the ladies is VERY ugly (for example, see whalefuck or sealfuck). She is "the grenade". Now, the chicks likely have a deal amongst themselves, if one isn't getting fucked, then they are all abstaining. It is the duty of one of the gents to "fall on the grenade" , that is, to fuck this dog of a coyote ugly chick
One Saturday night I fell on the grenade for my buddies and it turned out to be the hottest fuck I'd ever had. But I didn't want to ever be seen with her again.
by Jake January 21, 2004
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babyboy

really cool. <3 him for life or be pwnt.
BB is the shit. Youll love him too.
by Jake December 18, 2004
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tattoo flash

Pictures of predesigned tattoos. Usually a sheet will be about 11x14 and have around 4-7 tats on it all conforming to a generic theme (knives, roses, hearts, etc...). Usually made to be put into notebooks and whatnot for people to pick from.
RandomGuy: I wanna get inked.

TattGuy: What d'ya want?

RandomGuy: I dunno, lemme take a look at your tattoo flash.

TattGuy: aight.
by Jake August 10, 2005
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wardrobe malfunction

a situation where a part of your clothing comes off, exposing one of your naughty bits
During SuperBowl halftime, Justin attempted to rip Janet's top off but only tore off the right side thus exposing one boob instead of both.
by Jake February 03, 2004
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whang

(noun) penis

(verb) male masturbation

See also wang.
I've had a long, hard day at the office; I'm going home to have a coupla shots of scotch , crawl into a warm bed, lube up and whang my whang.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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fuck toy

A female used only for sexual ends. Demeaning.
She's a fuck toy, she'll let me do anything I want to her, at anytime.
by Jake February 03, 2004
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Eifel 65

Eifel 65 is shit
lyrically, musicaly and religously
by jake November 21, 2004
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