kripy

This is what people in flordia call Hydro or the really good marijuana ya know the chronic shit like that

Nah he don't smoke the krip, he doesn't want to go crazy....

by jack March 15, 2005

jigaboo canoe

A black person’s automobile, as used in southern parts of America usually by white people. Especially refers to the idea that one should not be able to tell the race of someone by looking at their car.

Whoa you see that guys car? It was such a fucking jigaboo canoe!

by Jack February 22, 2005

moonsault

A pro wrestling move that entails a 270-degree backflip, with the performer beginning in an upright position and landing on his stomach, preferably on top of an opponent.

Moonsaults are often done from the top turnbuckle to the center of the ring

Example? I don't need no stinking example

by jack May 19, 2004

Maryland

The wealthiest and most educated state in the union. Nice places, like Mntgomery County, and shitty places like Baltimore.

You can find me in Potomac.

by Jack January 22, 2004

zypher hand

When you take your hand and fart on it, then putting it in someones mouth as a practical joke.

I gave my friend a zypher hand and he nearly puked

by Jack July 20, 2004

ricky wu

Lazy californian

Ricky Wu never gets his but off the couch

by Jack October 21, 2003

Bingo Bango Bongo

An expression to shorten details of a story, to emphasize the end result. Usually connotes positive outcomes, or outcomes that were sudden or unexpected.

I was hanging out with Suzie last weekend when all of a sudden she started making out with me. I kiss back, we head on over to her room, and then bingo bango bongo, I'm nailing her on top of her sister's bed.

by Jack March 23, 2011