Jack's definitions

fuckoff

1.)go away
2.)to beat your meat
3.)an longhaired RA named Trey

Dude, Trey is a cockmunch and a fuckoff

by jack September 29, 2004

soupeh

"uber leet" or "master of pwnage"

Oh my, wat a soupeh

by Jack August 26, 2003

cunt-plug

A long slender cotton object that women insert monthly into their cunts. tampon

She was feeling desperate as she was on her last cunt-plug and miles from home.

by Jack May 17, 2004

steal this book

A book considered by some to be in the same vein as the Anarchist Cookbook but far less malicious in nature, Steal this Book was a guide to conning in most aspects of life. Steal this Book detailed methods for stealing just about anything including food, clothes, furniture, and even housing.

Everything the average hippie-on-the-street had to know to survive without working could be found in a copy of Steal this Book, all the methods were tried and true. It's a shame few of them work nowadays.

Don't be a sucker, grab your Steal this Book and figure out how to get your dinner for free.

by Jack April 2, 2004

diaper-pee

pungent smelling urine, very yellow in colour that compares in odour to that of a soiled diaper.

The odour of diaper-pee lingerd every time he peed.

by Jack May 30, 2004

linntie

linnet the name of a tiny bird that flits through the hedges and bushes, hence linntie a 'geordie'slang word for linnet

he was as quick as a linntie

by jack January 17, 2005

wopstetler

an old movement of the leg that westerns did in the 50's.

Look at the wopstetler.

by Jack April 28, 2003