Jack's definitions

shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 10, 2004

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually put in pimply,bloody pussy's.

Brendan popped nikkis cherry with that chode

by jack December 9, 2002

Rort

Rort: (verb/noun) To rort.
I rort, you rort, he rorts, we rort, you all rort.
Meaning: To have-it'. To partake in 'the rort' is to appreciate the funner things in life, predominately grog and Michael Jackson.
Examples: Last night I was on the rort. Saturday I got completely rorted. Let us rort.(religious/ceremonial). The rort is on. That was some exceptionally fine, London rort.
Derived from the Latin: Rortus - meaning, 'to have had a skin-full'.

Last night I was rorted

by Jack December 17, 2003

dirtsky

a dirtsky is anyone who looks or appears dirty in any way shape or form

That kid's such a dirtsky.

by Jack April 28, 2003

flaget

a male member of a colorguard who enjoys twirlling flags; usually homosexual

What the hell.. someone get that damn flaget off the field.

by Jack September 21, 2003

Beat

referring to a defunct device

"That is a beat tape player"

by Jack April 21, 2004

cumrag

1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates

1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?

by Jack September 26, 2003