Jack's definitions

Ru Show

to ruin someone by making fun of them

He Just ru showed your ass!

by Jack April 28, 2003

field hockey player

a twenty-something female of substantial size.

The blonde chick is hot, but her friend is a field hockey player

by jack September 4, 2004

whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.

The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.

by Jack August 5, 2006

jackley

ashley bailey

gimme ure money

by jack November 12, 2003

hoorj~

general substitute for "hooray".

"i win! HOORJ~"

by jack July 22, 2003

let's get retarded

A new trend calling one to develop a mental disability.

"Hey Joe, let's get retarded"
"Drrrrrrrr"

by Jack February 16, 2005

folmar nelson

sorta like a father nelson just on folmar's

i put ryan folmar in the folmar nelson

by jack March 15, 2005