Jack's definitions

paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.

"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."

by Jack September 12, 2005

year round cold

When a guy masturbates so much he always needs a box of kleenexes in his room.

"You know that guy Eric?"
"Don't hang with him man, he's got a year round cold."

by JACK April 8, 2005

fukthis

fuk this is a word desscribe to fuk your mama

fuk this, your mama sucks dick

by jack April 10, 2005

that one stings

A slang word for when a person suffer an insult that made her extremely humiliated.

Jack says: Man you are so dumb, how come you put your shorts on the refrigerator.
John says: That one stings jack.

by Jack April 11, 2005

Estafoo

The way to pronounce STFU (shut the fuck up) it´s a another way to say to a person to shut up.

Samuel says: What the heck is crap??
Jack says: Man@ Estafoo! The teacher is right there.
John says: Man if you don't estafoo she'll do to you what she does to her fourth graders "students".
Jack says: Yeah and that wouldn´t be right.

by Jack April 12, 2005

david draiman

Frontman of the band Disturbed

The albums:
The Sickness
Believe

by jack April 14, 2005

valerossi

Little asian homo with huge bunghole and tiny dick.

Originaly from HK, migrated to Canada since he heard they allow gay mariages.

Extremly gay.
It's the gayest living thing known to man.

He's always on net forums trying to lure man meat.

Check R1 Forums and you'll find this homo sucker

by jack April 18, 2005