Jack's definitions

That Fails

Ususally when someone who does an act that will cause homosexual suspicion, this is a FAILURE.

Wow dude, that wave of the hand just fails.

by Jack September 11, 2004

folmar nelson

sorta like a father nelson just on folmar's

i put ryan folmar in the folmar nelson

by jack March 15, 2005

Majora's Mask

1. Shorthand for the sequel to the Nintendo 64 hit "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Majora's Mask" gave the player a mere three in-game days to save the land of Termina from certain destruction. To aid in his quest, the main character, Link, was able to travel back to the instant he first set foot in Termina. Also called "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask."

2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.

1. In the game "Majora's Mask," Link had but three days to save the land, the people, and himself.

2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.

by Jack January 31, 2005

doom 3

1.) the third game in the series Doom from Id Software.
2.) the greatest game ver created.
3.) one scary ass game.

I almost crapped my pants playing Doom 3 last night it was so scarey.

by jack August 4, 2004

sadass

A person that lacks all the vitals in his/her life.

Jack Liu is a fucking sadass.

by Jack February 6, 2005

Fail

either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck.

1 "you actually bought that? FAIL"
2 "this movie fails."

by jack July 22, 2003

Romanian Handshake

To fuck a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a blow job.

Dude, bonus points if you get twins!

by jack November 24, 2003