Jack's definitions

Taco Bell

Mexican restaurant made famous and by a white guy. Notice the last word "bell" and mexicans are not in the commercials.

White Guy: I'd love the granday supreme.poor favor.
Mexican: Yo esay! Will that complete your order?(under breath)pinche gringo.

by Jack April 22, 2005

String Pop

Banging a vagina and pulling out their tampon on your penis.

Me and your sister made a string pop last night

by Jack March 6, 2004

volta

volta: italian physicist created the volt system, and named it.

also a river in central ghana

volta invented the volt

we kayaked the volta's rapids

by jack May 13, 2005

edge

From gay scene, involves actions and techniques that get you close to orgasm and hold it "at the edge" for a long time (even hours). At that point, you either have a very intense orgasm, or else you might even choose not to have it at all and just save it for another day. Saying that your into edging implies that you want to participate in a lengthy, intense, sex-play scene.

Seen a lot in personal ads as either "edging" or else someone will use the word "edge" as if it were a verb.

"GWM, 24, into edging..." (or)
"GWM, 24, loves to edge, seeks..."

by Jack August 15, 2004

shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 10, 2004

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually put in pimply,bloody pussy's.

Brendan popped nikkis cherry with that chode

by jack December 9, 2002

Rort

Rort: (verb/noun) To rort.
I rort, you rort, he rorts, we rort, you all rort.
Meaning: To have-it'. To partake in 'the rort' is to appreciate the funner things in life, predominately grog and Michael Jackson.
Examples: Last night I was on the rort. Saturday I got completely rorted. Let us rort.(religious/ceremonial). The rort is on. That was some exceptionally fine, London rort.
Derived from the Latin: Rortus - meaning, 'to have had a skin-full'.

Last night I was rorted

by Jack December 17, 2003