Jack's definitions

Marzipan

n:Homestar runner's girlfriend.
likes to sing, loves animals, hates meat.

"what should I get Marzipan for her birthday?"

by jack November 26, 2003

meat wallet

meaty pussy

damn.....her meat wallet smelled like meat loaf

by jack January 28, 2003

neonphyter

An elite graphics artist in whom must be asian and 6'4 in height.

Neonphyter showed me what its all about.

by Jack February 4, 2004

shub

although known as a plant, it can also be known in some case's a hooker or whore,

you are a slut and a shub

by jack July 18, 2003

little pissant

worthless shit eating piece of crap stanky pussy.

"you're a fucking little pissant."

by Jack October 7, 2004

Narb

literally, "no apparent reason boner";
also used to generally define an erection; a stiffy

It was unfortunate that I had a huge narb when the teacher called me to her desk.

by Jack September 21, 2003

blove

Similar to 'love,' but reserved more for platonic love between very close friends.

"I blove you, homie."

by Jack June 17, 2003