Jack's definitions

P-string

A thong type thing with a fake dick attached to it so a transsexual male can pee standing.

I do not have a p-string.

by Jack January 19, 2004

Esus

Jesus' black, cooler twin who allows you to say his name in vain and in bed. Rock on, Esus.

Thank you Esus, my lord and saviour.

by Jack June 17, 2003

alcopop

A fruity flavoued alcoholic beverage consumed by women and females. Also known as bitch piss. Consumed in vast quantities by 15-yr old girls with way to much make up and nowhere near enough clothing.

"What ARE you drinking? Not another alcopop! Go get a real drink!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

Emergency brake

Meaning handbrake in English, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. Smarter Americans call it a parking brake.

Yeee haw, I’m gonna park up and use the emergency brake to secure my car ya’ll.

by Jack February 22, 2005

vitti

A slut who's nickname is crusty but has nice tits

Andrew was going to fuck that girl but she was a vitti.

by Jack January 17, 2005

KOMPRESSOR

The term Mercedes Benz uses for their supercharged models.

The SL55AMG comes has badges that say "V8 Kompressor", meaning it has a supercharged V8.

by Jack February 26, 2005

tw

A taiwaneese person.

That fucking TW stole my kill

by Jack May 13, 2005