JK's definitions

green day

really good band. have been good since they started, which means that american idiot is not their first album. i do not care that people like their music now, but it would be nice if they would appreciate that they had loads of albums BEFORE american idiot which were equally as good. there is more to this band than 'hot' billie joe armstrong, which means all you idiots who think you are his secret wife or something should just shoosh. and american idiot and boulevard of broken dreams are NOT their only songs (horror of all horrors).

*silly girly girl* - omg! green day are just sooo amazing! i love american idiot! it's like, so totally the best song EVER! don't wana be an american idiot!

by jk May 13, 2005

eulonima

Loser, cunt, fucktard, twat, depressoid

oh my god, i cant believe youre such a eulonima
j00 is a total eulonima, jesusmoses

by JK October 1, 2004

JK-47

Automatic lyricist. Spits like an automatic from the grill to the mic. Also means one bad muthafucka. More deadly then an AK cuz its a JK. Defines life and fashion. Ultimate supreme being.

"I wouldnt even fuck with the JK-47, thats to much power for me, to much skill involved there."

by JK December 17, 2004

snap

cool, fine, excellent, nifty, swell

She snap. That some snap que. Snap threads, girl.

by JK December 18, 2003

burn

To leave somewhere; usually in a rush. Often used like "Dip" or "Rollout".

"Somebody just called the cops, we need to burn!"

by JK July 13, 2003

D-Rock

Frizzy haired male frequently skips class to take road trips to weird places like Iowa. Attractive but loses any and all skill with ladies when under the influence of alcohol. Obsessed with Madden 2005. Probably masturbates between 16 and 17 times per day. King of diving for little to no reason in broomball. Very sexy, huge wang, etc etc.

-Hey D-Rock quit playing your Madden franchise and come drink.

-Krog pushes D-Rock and some girl into eachother and they kiss. D-Rock thanks Krog

-Doesn't D-Rock have class today? Yeah but he's in Michigan.

by JK February 18, 2005

emo boy

A fag, who sits in the dark and cries about sandwiches.

Danny Allott sat in the dark and cried because is sandwich was lost.

by Jk July 18, 2006