Serrated

A jagged edge or rough surface.

"Hey billy, hand me that Serrated Knife over there... I need to do us all a favor!"

by Jay December 29, 2003

Fuck the Bed

Cry of dismay.
Originates from the sense of utter helplessness and anger that only someone who has to resort to Bed Fucking can truly understand.

"Gal, Makes us a cup of tea"
"We've run out of milk."
"Ah Fuck the Bed, Gal."

by Jay January 08, 2004

neon lights

if sumfink was reali gd

dat was neon lights

by jay June 25, 2003

latter-day saint

A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, sometimes called the "Mormons". Believes in the literal resurrection of Jesus Christ, Christ's visit to the Americas; Christ's visit to Joseph Smith; baptism by immersion; morality, truth and justice; avoids coffee, tea, drugs, alcohol and tobacco. The Church has a living Prophet, a spokesman for the Almighty who receives revelation from the Almighty. The Church also has 12 living Apostles who are special witnesses of Jesus Christ.

Latter-day Saints are good neighbors, clean-living, God fearing people who love the Lord Jesus Christ.

by Jay April 19, 2005

pimp'sello

matt tomasello

i want to have sex with that pimp'sello

by jay January 19, 2004

Spreader

A person who supplies drugs to a crowd.

Do you think there will be a spreader at the rave?

by Jay November 18, 2003

S.A.R.S.

1. a sentence or action that is stupid or nonsenseical (see also cool points)
2. Nemesis fouling up his lines

1. Oh man, he gets S.A.R.S. for picking out that wedgie in public...minus 10
2. S.A.R.S... i mean...S.T.A.R.S.

by jay August 18, 2003