J's definitions

jizankies

Shaggy says "zoinks!"

Velma says "jinkies!"

Snoop dog says "jizankies!"

"Jizankies! That monster was actually THE PROFESSOR!"

by J June 20, 2004

Bog-Wash

A sexual act whereby the male/female decides to unload both the solid and liquid forms of waste from themselves onto thier partner, at the same time, thus giving the same effect as a traditional "Bog-Wash".

Oliver: You'd have sex with that beast of a girl Claire?!, i'd rather take a bog-washin' off Vanessa Feltz!

by J May 3, 2005

Dime

A woman who is a perfect "10"

JayZ-"where my dimes at"

by J January 21, 2004

Wolfenstien

uhh dude, this game was called Wolfenstein 3D, Return to Castle Wolfenstein was also another pathetic attempt at recreating one of the first and most successful attempts at making a very plain and entertaining game from nothingness.

slaps the blasphemor
j' yo fool, your their lingo aint got the chives n chippies needed to lactate on these streets, go back to tinseltown prairy puff.
dude with weird name' wolfenschneider flaffen stein, eier stumpfe.
j' ill pretend that never happened

by J April 3, 2005

fender rhodes

a piano made from 1965 to the early 80s. Electro mechanical, sounds by means of tines, tone bars, and pickups. Rhodes was not used in "money" that was a wurlitzer 200A

joni mitchell has rhodes on "the hissing of summer lawns"

by j December 20, 2003

road trip

a movie where an old man knocked a figurine with his boner

Road trip is so funny as hell.

by j February 14, 2004

minimushka

from the russian word meaning: to be mini; to be mushka;
also knowm=n as; cheeky little monkey.

'look at minimushka, she is such a little monkey, she needs togongobednow!

by j August 6, 2004