J's definitions

scroggins

Sarah Scroggins was this fucking troll that lived in the woods near my russian village. She had this dumpy hat that was like a crumpled coffee bag or something and she used to eat my family's cats.

fuck, scroggins got in the cat pen again!!

by J January 11, 2005

Caunky

two words, Car and Funky...
when two people, mainly me and a hot chick, are in a car, and we decide to get funky, usualy from this unstable turn of events the world goes into a state of equilibrius implonation and the whole of mankind hear a loud noise sounding something like pathump

hot chick' ooh J ur so good
J' yer we gotta get Caunky more often
hot chick'~Pathump Pathump~

by J April 1, 2005

tadhg

worthinger,resident of worthing

u back 2 worthing tadhg

by j April 18, 2004

dutchie

a type of J u would usually roll if you are going to be smoking it while driving..

also a term of driving while smoking with the windows up, causing the cabin to be filled with a smoke you are unable to see through

J' oi wind the windows down i cant see shit
kid' nah eh mm... maaan.. leave fuk wind, he.. hehe.. hehehehe
J' fukwit

by J April 1, 2005

DDP

- Dirty Dune Poon -

Females who enjoy riding dirtbikes, ATVs, etc. Can be found in the desert, usually sporting blonde hair and black streaks.

Most commonly associated with the hair style.

Damn! Did you see that girl with the DDP? She was SMOKIN!

by j December 5, 2003

Matrix

is something that provides support or structure, especially in the sense of surrounding and/or shaping.

It's all around us...We just have to learn to see it!

by j December 14, 2004

cozeh [cozy]

To get all snug and cuddly in each others arms. To get close and friendly, but for mutally beneficial or underhanded purposes. Oh Yeah

Jess got all cozeh with me when I bought her that purse she has always wanted.

by j May 27, 2004