J's definitions

elevator

A word replacing the meaning 'on so many different levels' hence the word, elevator

1: So I showed this bitch a picture of lubricant/porn, and asked her to find the easter egg and she was looking for an ACTUAL easter egg..

2: DAMN! that hoe is elevator stupid man.

by J May 28, 2004

szichkaboom

when something sizzles, goes 'ich' and goes kaboom... a very indepth and complicated way of exploding whilst maintaining a smooth cooking texture and language control

szichkaboom
kid' yeah... its dead
J' peace out brutha

by J April 1, 2005

Vagina Voice

Voice typical of Uve Klaus men. Sounds like as if someone is talking with their head between their legs, giving the affect of a talking vagina

HAHAA Don Henley has such a vagina-voice ewww!

by J February 28, 2005

hombraro

omfg, who doesnt know what a hombraro is !! ! like fuk

hombraro is a homie/bra wearer/bro, not many people can classify for this most awesome of status', but when u do find one, you'll know it

kid' eh hombraro wheres ma pairo, little skanko, flipper tairos.. hombraro
j' ...
kid' uhhh
j' u gotta get out more
kid' chyeah

by J April 1, 2005

New York

Power that comes form diversity.... Pride that comes from making it to the top....

Nothing like the Big Apple.

by j August 12, 2004

joner

the apperance of a boner formed by the coupling of the jeans in the croth area

dude, your joner is huge....i bet chicks dig it.

by J October 20, 2004

smartasstical

Yeah so if you have a sense of humor thats like sarcastic and you like bein a smartass you probably have this smartasstical sense of humor most people don't get. THe bitches.

Those dumb kids don't understand mah smartasstical sense of humor.

by J April 20, 2004