Baby Stick

yet another euphemism for the penis.
I got my baby stick pierced. I was really nervous and had to have a few drinks in me to work up the courage. But Jerry says he thinks it is sexy. He also says he likes the sensation.
by Gordo August 22, 2005
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spamela

a derogatory nickname for a fat blonde girl
spam = fat
pamela = blonde
Priest: I accidentally christened that girl "Spamela" and her parents twatted me across the head with a shovel
by gordo January 04, 2005
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HIVy

the official mascot of the AIDS virus. "HIVy" is an HIV-positive blood drop that teaches children, in an fun and informative manner, the dangers of the AIDS virus and how to prevent it from entering your body.
"watch where you're crammin your privates!" - HIVy
by Gordo September 15, 2004
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cubic assload

I have a cubic assload of work to do.
by Gordo June 05, 2003
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wedgie

1)To have one's underwear/panties yanked up from behind.

2)The greatest Rock & Roll party band ever to exist on this or any other planet, and found at www.a2zmusic.com
I went to a WEDGIE! concert where they had several of the most bootylicious girlies in the audience get up on stage, and every one of them was given a hella fine wedgie.
by Gordo April 25, 2005
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GVD

Short for 'giant vagina disease' Term used to define the ailment interfering with a mans ability to hang with his friends or participate in every day man things.
Travis has GVD, so he won't be joining us tonight
by Gordo February 28, 2005
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