oklahoma

A lame state to the north of the great state of Texas filled with jealous assholes whos only argument is there football team is better. Their school (OU) isnt ranked in the top 100 schools while Texas is ranked 15th in the world. So while you have a better football team we are getitng a better education. I lived in Lawton Oklahoma and that place was pretty shitty like the rest of Oklahoma. Oklahoma has no city that even comes close to Austin. Norman is just a crappy small ass hicktown with jack shit to do.

Oklahoma is a pile of crap.
Texas is far greater than Oklahoma.

by Eric December 21, 2004

dildizzle

Big, plastic penis. Black girls can fit two in their buttholes easily.

"man, check out rashonda, she's got the record, five dildizzles in that ass!"

by Eric September 01, 2004

New York Minute

Refers to the hectic life of typical businesspeople in New York City. Often used to put work load into context.

Phew! I just did 2 hours of work in a New York minute!

by Eric December 09, 2003

Number 5

To Masturbate. Number 1 being to piss. Number 2 being to shit, and Number 5, because you have 5 fingers.

Stop calling me, I'm taking a Number 5.

by Eric December 04, 2003

foolbag

A person who exhibits foolish characteristics or performs foolish actions. A bag contained of fool. See foolish or fool.

What a stupid thing to do. What a foolbag.

by Eric July 03, 2004

Louie

A left-hand turn, usually when driving.

Bang a louie right there!

by Eric January 26, 2005

dung

Hot vietnamese descent with too much money and toys to play with...

Damn, Dung's rich biatch!!!

by Eric May 18, 2004