Eric's definitions

jibbllett

a paintball that has swelled up and become soft and bouncy

1. awww i left my paintballs out all night and they became jibblletts

2.cody quit throwing jibblletts at me before i take a chainsaw to ur kidney

by eric May 13, 2005

Wombat

A finishing move during sex.
Lay her down, and then grab your nutsack with both hands, stretching it as wide apart as you can.
The trick is to get it to cover her mouth and nose causing her to be quiet.
This is a useful move if the donkey punch didn't go over well.
donkey punch

She just wouldn't shut up, so I gave her a wombat.

by Eric December 7, 2003

fart-sniffer

This word is used to define the person who hangs around the bathroom for no particular reason other than to (presumably) sniff farts. Their true motives are unknown so one can only assume they enjoy the aroma of a hand-crafted fart.

What's up with Judy? She's always hanging out in the bathroom, the freaky fart-sniffer.

by Eric July 11, 2004

doonfooker

When you stick your dick in a girls open wound and jizz all over her belly button. Afterwords, taking a straw and drinking the jizz out of her belly button.

Yo Fred! You up for some doonfooker tonight?

by Eric September 1, 2003

st. paul

Capital of the great state of Minnesota. 1/2 of the twin cities.

St. Paul is a big place and a lot safer than places like Chicago and Detriot which are filled with Chinese gangs who wait to steal your credit cards and other things.

by Eric December 31, 2004

dirty litterbox

when a guy or girl wipes his or her entire hand up a shitty sweaty asshole and smells it as they proceed to wipe the shit covered hand on a girls box or pussy

i had the runs so i wiped my ass with my hand and continued to rub the brown mess on her box

by eric April 24, 2003

booger farmer

First coined by comedianne Bret Butler as an uneducated rural person. Often synonmous with a goober or a bumpkin. The obvious implication is that they spend a lot of time with their finger up their nose. Can often be seen hanging around drag strips wearing any of the following:
Overalls, a shirt with a beer advertisement, a shirt with an auto parts advertisement, a shirt with a race car or race car driver on it, or a black shirt with a wolf howling at the moon (in two poses).

Although they often populate the rural areas, they sometimes move into larger cities and hang around the DMV.

Son, you see that booger farmer in the old pickup truck over there? No not that guy, the one with the overalls and the wolf on his shirt. Yeah, stay away from him--he'll start talking about drag racing.

by Eric July 11, 2004