cabin shagging

coaxing a woman into a shack in the middle of the forest and killing her with your cock and then putting a cherry on her nose
I lured Liza into my shack in the middle of the forest and cabin shagged her.
by eric February 04, 2005
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Corel

1. A sexy person who owns his own bar known as CDC.
by Eric July 03, 2003
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Happy lamb

A kind act that makes a lamb happy.
Eric is a happy lamb since his friends decided to visit him in California.
by Eric December 02, 2002
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Vumpler

When a person pops an ass pimple into another person's eye.
While Justin was sleeping I opened up his eye and gave him an awesome vumpler.
by Eric April 08, 2005
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VSOP

Very Superior Old Pale (cognac)
by Eric February 02, 2005
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jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.
by Eric August 15, 2003
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farkent

The closest of close calls.
JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.
by Eric April 05, 2005
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