Eric's definitions

fong

a system of meaurement equal to 100 pounds.

An elephant penis weighs 2 fongs.

by Eric April 4, 2005

fotifa

A girl who likes mhbs

Dang, fotifa got a nice tight ass

by eric April 4, 2005

farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 5, 2005

chocolate slurpee

When you make your partner stand on their head, give them an enema, and then insert a straw into thier anus and drink. This is best when the enema has been chilled for a good 30 minutes.

Jesse and I were feeling really kinky last night, so I did a chocolate slurpee on him.

by Eric April 6, 2005

boag

To smoke weed
ETYM: West Bridgewater, Mass.
LOC: Billy's House

Dude, do you wanna go boag this new 'dro i got...

by Eric April 7, 2005

Becker, n.

The title one receives, when, he can please two women simultaneously while playing a Mozart piano concerto. One must be extremely coordinated and limber. can also aply to a woman

Hey, look at Steve play all those arpeggios, eat that bitch and toe-fuck that oriental under the piano! What a Becker!

by eric December 7, 2004

Cockblock

When you are attempting to get close to a girl and your buddy won't leave the room or starts telling less than flattering stories of you that cause you to lose an opportunity with your new female acquaintance.

Sara was sitting on the couch in the living room, Eric had been talking with her all evening, the party was over, Eric was attempting to get close to Sara but David wouldn't leave the living room even though he kept nodding off.

by Eric December 7, 2004