Eli's definitions

weirdness

1. The quantity of having or being weird and/or strange.
2. A scale of the quality of weirdity from 1 to 10.

On the weirdness scale, this is like a 9!

by eli January 14, 2005

Gisp

The region between the scrotum and the anus, or the hair thereof. See also taint, gooch and anal beard

That really gets my gisp

Or

Don't itch your gisp in public

by Eli November 22, 2003

trooper

A queer-bait that wears pink slippers and loves to ride 26" spinnaz

OOO, I love it when you stick me with that spinna Switch!

by Eli May 23, 2004

Sobvs

Short for so obvious.

I was going to tell you we were going to Pizza Hut, but I thought it was sobvs.

by Eli June 19, 2006

Ho-manda

n.
A ho named Amanda.

That ho-manda stole my man and I am gonna fight her bitch-ass!

by eli September 29, 2004

frozen salad

When somones takes a shit and puts it in the freezer. Then a girl takes it out and masterbates with it when it freezes.

After Jill stole this poop out of the toilet she put it in the freezer. 2 hrs later she took it out and masterbated with it

by Eli March 25, 2004

hardcore dancing

From the Latin to suck at everything (Hardcorus Danci), something Emo kids try to do instead of crying to seem Bad ass.

Did you guys see that guy hardcore dancing? He probably hates his upper middle-class suburban home and the SUV his parents bought for him, that's why he's angry.

by Eli August 22, 2004