Lart

1: a bloody fart (New Norberian English)
2: a callous or loathsome individual

(1) "The farting contest was going along swimmingly until april let rip a juicy lart"

(2) Keep your hands off the merchandise you pathetic little lart!

by David January 07, 2005

cheesy gordita crunch

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.

1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!

by David October 11, 2007

Shakira

She has one the the biggest,juiciest, roundest and sexiest ass on the planet!!! WOOOOW

Damn, look at her ass!!!!WOW

by David October 29, 2003

Antarctica

The only continent on Earth that's not owned by anyone and has no permanent population. It might one day be colonized and become a single country.

Antarctica is the coldest place on Earth.

by David December 07, 2003

Ringu

A Japenese movie about an urban legend in which if you see a certain video, you will die in 7 days. See also The Ring

Remember in the English version of Ringu, when the reporter figures out how the tape works?

by David April 28, 2003

Douchniffle

Noun. A combination of Douch and Sniffle. One obtains a douchniffle when he or she is performing oral sex on his or her female partner, and he or she accidentally breathes through his or her nose, thus causing the female juices to enter the nasal passage.

Oh heavens Sally, close your legs and get me a napkin, I just got a douchniffle!

by David May 24, 2004

typewriters

longest word u can type without the bottom 2 rows of you keyboard

if u can find a word longer than this w/o using the top 2 rows of keys ill give you a buck

by David October 20, 2004