David's definitions

Pull an OJ

Archaic definition: Run through an airport.

Modern definition: Commit murder against one's domestic violence victim, in a homicidal rage and get away with it

Archaic usage: They were just closing the jetway doors, I really had to pull an OJ.

Modern usage: Shut the f-ck up b-tch or I'll have to pull an OJ on your fat ho' ass.

by David October 31, 2003

fishstick

A skinny, tan woman over 55.

Dude, don't go down to the pool - nothin' but fishsticks down there right now.

by David March 21, 2003

Zabaneh

Definition: Really Rich People. originated in palestine. Decendants of a noble and royal bloodline.

"I want to be just like a Zabaneh."

by david November 9, 2006

big bang

A false theory that stupid cosmologists say created the universe. It's stupid because nothing comes from nothing. Something can't come from nothing.

The big bang is a lie. Those cosmologists need to read the bible.

by David March 6, 2004

The Andrea Agassi

When you put a tennis ball in a sock, stick it up your ass,then pull it out fast.

For kicks I gave myshelf "The Andrea Agassi".

by david November 9, 2006

Microwave

Short for microwave oven. A machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you're in a hurry.

I need to put my dinner in the microwave.

by David December 9, 2003

tooheys

Disgusting swill not fit for human consumption. See pooheys.

"Somebody brought pooheys to this party, lets stab them."
"Hu-Ah"

by david June 23, 2004