David's definitions

plan

a litany of complaints

"John Kerry's plan is a litany of complaints." - GWB

by David October 13, 2004

trash-stash

An overly large mustache usually on a poor, redneck man, or sometimes woman.

If you know any man name 'Billy-Bob' or 'Hill Jack' they will probably have one. Heraldo has one, too.

by David February 19, 2005

insect

A really small animal that is an invertebrate. Some insects are pests. Others can be helpful. For example, bees make useful products like honey and wax.

There are insects in my house.

by David March 7, 2004

np

No pubes. Also a codename for a male with a very high voice; Ie: A guy that almost sounds like a girl.

Dude, did you hear Paul and Joedda sing at the performance today? It was good, but I couldn't tell who was who. They both sounded the same! That Paul is such a goddamn NP.

by David May 27, 2003

mink stole

a brilliant and severely under-rated comedic actress. Well known from John Waters films. She popularized the term 'pigfucker'.

Mink Stole is soooooooo fabulous.

by David October 28, 2003

Moonspell

A very good metal band, I recommend the album 'antidote'

Me: Hey, you know a band called Moonspell
Them: No
Me: Pulls out gas powered bazooka

by David May 13, 2005

Verflixt

German word for "Darn"

Das verflixt Mädchen!

by David April 26, 2004