David's definitions

shmammered

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

by David July 7, 2004

Fucking

what a guy does when a girl is having sex with him

John: "Hey Bill what is sex to you?"
Bill: "Its what Jane does while iam fucking her"
John: "damn that Jane of yours is fucking sepiatone(dope)
Bill: "John you are fucking dead"

by David October 10, 2003

dugout

To defecate in a public urinal. Called so because it has to be "dug out" of the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker".

I was pissed off with the service at the restaurant, so I went to the bathroom and left them a dugout.

by David September 28, 2005

fush n chups

Swedish translation for Fish N Chips

Well, Dibble, I'm going to go retrieve some fush'n'chups from that hot fush vendor.

by David December 3, 2004

G-Unit

For Christ's sake it's Guerilla Unit (like the fighter/soldier) NOT Gorilla Unit (like the animal).

G-Unit is da illest shit!

by David December 6, 2003

pook

noun -- A word used to describe your buddies girlfriend. Especially if your friend is wipped.

Hey, did you seen John at the bar last night?

Nope, he was with his pook.

Did you pook buy you those pants?

by david December 13, 2004

pager

A device that people carry around that usually beeps when someone gets paged. Pagers are dying out because of cell phones.

I think you need a new battery for your pager.

by David March 6, 2004