David's definitions

Gonja

Sweet, sweet, Chiba! Also known as reefer, chron, and MJ.

David- Hey Shawn this gonja sure is hittin awesome!

Shawn- Hell yeah!

by David July 21, 2004

punked out (synonym: herbed)

to be raped,esp.homosexually.(This usually refers to men).

The orderly looked at the prisoner and said,"Isn't that the guy who got punked out?"

by David January 13, 2004

water fountain

Something found at parks that you can drink out of.

They want to know where the water fountain is.

by David February 16, 2004

fidge

Fidging is the taking of free samples of fudge on a regular basis with no intention of buying.

"I'm off fidging later from the Fudge Kitchen"

by David October 23, 2004

Sploogie Poindexter

a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.

The IT guy is such a Sploogie Poindexter that his thumb and forefinger are constantly slick.

by David December 2, 2003

septic gene pool

Festering pool of water from which morons spring.

by David November 8, 2003

Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

by David November 15, 2003