David's definitions

squeez

Your new girlfriend.

Matt: Hey where's your squeez?
Me: She's not here right now.
Matt: You gonna bone her?
Me: Hell yeah!

by David October 3, 2004

fudge cakes

it's basically a crazy word that should be used only when u really must... For the word fuck. I have used a total of 134.334 times

holy fudge cakes (insert blank situation)

by David November 21, 2004

.50AE

The .50 Action Express. A calibre of pistol ammunition first used by the Desert Eagle, which is manufactured by the gun company Magnum Research.

I blew that cunt away with my .50AE.

by David March 26, 2003

Noun

The replacement for the term "word."

"You hittin up that party tonight?"
"Noun."

by david November 17, 2004

Sideways Sloppyjoe

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina

He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth

by David November 8, 2003

lurve

THe bestest feeling in the whole wide world. :)

I lurve kelly.

by David August 4, 2003

twist out

to screw, fuck, etc.

I just twisted that girl out.

by David May 13, 2005