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hsdusbatg

HOLY SHIT DUDE U SUCK BAD AT THIS GAME
commonly said by nerds and losers alike
hsdusbatg i am so 1337 u dunno
by David October 20, 2004
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mainly retarded

an extremely idiotic or foolish state of being. Usually used by one moron to deride the intelligence of another. Derivation or corruption of mentally retarded.
Mike is such a dweeb; he is mainly retarded.
by David December 2, 2003
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Asshole

Anyone who hasn't had the privilegdes you had during your upbringing. Anyone who hasn't gone to an I.V.League university or was graduated after 4-5 years in an accredited college. Anyone who hasn't gotten ahead because of where their uncle or father placed them in a second or third generation family business. People who don't maintane membership in a White Suppremist or Gentleman's Country Club. A person Ugly, Sad or Ignorant with which people don't want to bother. But above all if you agree with this you are an arrogant snobbish hopeless asshole and your misleading, out-of-touch family has the worst of Karma.
I can not appreciate the struggle of the middle and lower classes therefore I am an 'asshole'.
by David August 6, 2007
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straw berry short cake

when having anal sex, then telling your partner to turn around and punching her in the face while cumming in her mouth.
i fucking strawberry short caked that bitch last night!
by David May 17, 2004
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yost

Player of Sports; most specifically Basketball or Chess. Usually used as a minor insult.
That yost is toast!
by David January 5, 2004
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meetball

Meetball, A person who is, fat, have big boobys, wears a bra, no life, eats junk food, stupid enough to fail a subject 3 or 4 times and short(midget).
David.F, Fat, stupid, have boobys, and short.
by David February 3, 2005
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butt taco

When a friend has passed out you proceed to spread his/her butt cheeks and insert the makings of a taco (tomato, lettuce, choice of meat, sour cream, etc.) Often great for retaliation.
I gave my cheeting-ass ho of a gf a butt taco. And then I made her eat it. That bitch.
by David June 19, 2006
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