Dave's definitions

quarterback

The most popular person in a high-school football team.

SOME KID:
"Hey look it's our school's quarterback!"
SOME HOT SUCCULENT CHICK:
"Ooooooooh my god yes he's so hot I want him to fuck me oh yes....*orgasming*"

by Dave January 15, 2004

PaK-40

PanzerabwehrKanone-40

A 75mm cannon used mostly by German forces during WWII. Served as artillery.

"I like to man one o'these things in Road To Rome, in the Monte Cassino map, and blow away all those frogs with a PaK-40. ^-^ Heheheh, lookit'em fly!"
-me

by Dave June 15, 2004

Rounders

A game played by little girls in UK that is suspiciously similar to baseball

by Dave October 9, 2003

black racist

Any bigoted black person, prejudiced against another race, purely on the basis of skin color

A black person who uses racial slurs against other races, particularly against white people

"Look at that cracker-ass honkey."

by Dave April 17, 2004

anZac

Australian New Zealand Army Corps. What the Poms called an 'Expeditionary Force' of young Sh*t Kickers that NZ and AUS sent to WW1. Were commanded by hapless bumbling Englishmen, resulting in massive slaughter, forming lasting bond between NZ & AUS. Luckily the English lifted their game in time for the second WW, slugging it out together for four years before the Yanks finally subbed in and hogged the glory.

ANZAC day Holiday
ANZAC cookies

by Dave November 24, 2003

TAR-21

Manufactured by IMI (Israel Military Industries). 5.56x45mm NATO, 30-round clip.
Soon to become the standard-issue assault rifle for the Israeli military. For now, their standard-issue rifle is the Galil, an AK-look-alike, chambered for 5.56x45mm NATO.

"The TAR-21 has seen nothing but good results."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

canteen

A type of portable jar (complete with a cap) able to hold much water, and only water.

"The military uses water canteens which are put into pouches. Or should I say they used to. Now there is a straw beside them which allows them to move their lips sideways to slurp. Kinda nice, not to mention hi-tech, but let's hope it doesn't foster laziness."
-me

by Dave June 28, 2004