Dave's definitions

shithead

A sad excuse of a human being, often found at home on a saturday afternoon watching Manchester United as opposed to going to watch his local team (Bristol City). A complete losser in life.

A Bristol City Supporter

by Dave December 21, 2003

The King of the World

Apparently, someone who stands in front of the very tip of a boat.

"Leonardo DiCaprio is not the king of the world. Hell he's not even a man."
-me

by Dave November 20, 2004

Vashyro

1337357 member of a Narutard-site which he abandoned, the Vashyro makes AIM and MSN unsafe for nice and innocent girls. He is loved by many, and loathed by even more for his 00berness

His lovable and hentai ways made him loved by many girls who have a thing for out of the ordanairy boys who love anime, video games and DD cat girls.

Other ways of calling it; Lord Of D(X), LoD, Vash, Vashidash, Vashie, Fuhen, hentai, 1337.

Member1: VOTE VASHYRO FOR GOD
Member2; Oh yeah, he is sooooo 1337, I just want him to NGP his way into my valley of the kings <333

by Dave April 9, 2005

the attraction

a mess of punky hardcore goodness comming straight at your ass from bucks county and new jersey

damn the attraction was a hot band

by dave December 16, 2003

ItBurn

An ass, particularly a Canadian one.

Oh my GOD! Did you see the ItBurn on that woman?

by Dave December 31, 2003

EWI

Acronymn for Entry Without Inspection, a legal term used by US Immigration Officers. It refers to illegal aliens that enter the United States without being inspected by a US Immigration Officer.

The ICE Immigration Enforcement Agent had to process 5 aliens: One was a visa overstay and one was an AggFelon, but the other 3 were just plain ol' EWIs.

The US Border Patrol Agent deals mostly with EWIs every day.

by Dave December 2, 2005

Soap Dodger

generally found in council estates in large british cities,liverpool ,manchester,birmingham and in particular,the east end of glasgow.these "soapdodgers" follow the fortunes of glasgow celtic(see tims)and are well known to steal from they're own filthy kind.

"check out those filthy,schemie,jakey rat shagging,tim fucking soapdodgers.filthy cunts!"

by dave May 23, 2003