Dave's definitions

Jim Caviezel

He played as Jesus in The Passion Of Christ.

"Give him a wig and beard, and lo'n'behold : it's Jesus!"
-me

by Dave March 18, 2004

Bender belch

A belch that sounds like how Bender, from Futurama, belches. It is basically a belch with the last half of it going up in pitch, almost like a belch made while smiling.

"Uuuueeee"
-a rough idea of how the belch is spelt

by Dave October 20, 2004

Compruter

Computer... ya know, that thing with the stuff you don't quite understand.

Adapted from the asian word for "bottomless box of pornography"

I run Windows 2k on my compruter... that's right I said compruter. BETTA AXE SUMBODY!

by Dave December 1, 2004

peepee sniper

when ure taking a piss, and you fart, and you piss the seat

dude who was in here before me, um joe, dude hes a sniper!

by dave January 6, 2004

colors

*Clothes.

*Symbol color, as in a color representing a group or a side.

"Man get some colors CJ!"

by Dave October 29, 2004

Tselinoyarsk

A mountainous, jungular region near the Soviet border. Fictitious and set in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater.

"Your mission is to infiltrate Tselinoyarsk, ensure the safety of Sokolov, and bring him back the West."
-Major Zero, MGS3

by Dave January 8, 2005

Yoda

A muppet that flies around with a lightsaber and gets all the hoes.

"Cool Urban Dictionary is!"
-Yoda

"The one who made me Jim Henson was. Why I'm called a muppet that is."
-Yoda

"Kick your ass I will!"
-Yoda

by Dave June 20, 2004