Dave's definitions

my boy

A good friend aka homie.

Hey Steve meet my boy Modzy

by Dave September 1, 2004

MUF

Material Unaccounted For

Usually a term referring to forsaken nuclear materials. MUF is also something that black marketeers happen to get their hands on. Scary...

"MUF?"
-Solid Snake

DAVE GROSS'S (that's me ^_^ ) EDITTED VERSION:
"MUF? You mean pussy?"
-Solid Snake
"No you nitwit!"
-Kenneth Baker

by Dave March 30, 2004

Horrocks

Conkers, Bag-o-jacks, bunch of grapes. A dence cluster of internal and external piles.

AAAARRRRGH!!! I've sat on me Horrocks!

by Dave November 19, 2003

Gronk

Two levels down from white trash.

Those gronks were too smacked out to make it to their kid's custody hearing.

by Dave November 24, 2003

Grumble Porn

You see your parents / grand parents / great grandparents fucking

Oh fuck - I saw my (parents / grand parents / great grandparents) making 'grumble porn'

by Dave July 14, 2003

Nine-Eleven

September 11th, 2001.

"Ever since Nine-Eleven there's been nothing but mass censorship and stuff."

by Dave January 15, 2004

FUB

Initials for Fat Ugly Boy.

This was also the name of the final boss in the old PSone game Loaded.

"Man that guy's a fub!"

by Dave January 30, 2004