by dave December 16, 2003
A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.
General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?
General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.
General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.
by Dave November 18, 2003
A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.
"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"
"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"
"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"
"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"
"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"
by Dave September 12, 2003
by Dave December 31, 2003
SETTING : IN A SCHOOL
"I heard you don't know what a cat is."
"What?"
"Word on the streets."
"It was a joke."
"I heard you don't know what a cat is."
"What?"
"Word on the streets."
"It was a joke."
by Dave January 30, 2004