Dave's definitions

quance

Quance is a nother name for shiest which is also known for a rip off usually in a drug deal

Ricky C Quanced me on that sack of dank

by Dave October 13, 2004

somerset night

Modern Haloween

There was this well scary dude called Troy hangin' round the bins on Somerset Night

by Dave January 29, 2004

Metal Gear

*A massive bipedal tank (bipedal, as in, two-legged) equipped with state-of-the-art weapons, and capable of being equipped with a nuclear arsenal. Being bipedal, it is capable of launching a nuclear missile from ANY point on the face of the earth, from mountains to deserts to swamps, ANYWHERE.

*A verb, used to refer to dangerous intelligence-gathering, spying, espionage, etc.

"A Metal Gear would be cool in real-life, but imagine the dangers..."
-me

"I'm going to Metal Gear that guy's house."
"I'm going to Metal Gear the enemy base."
"That guy can pull off a Metal Gear with ease. ^_^ "

by Dave April 16, 2004

John Madden

A fatass who just so happens to be thee symbol of american football. ^_^ rumor has it that he is black.

"Footbaaaaaaaaaall!!!"
-John Madden

"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context

by Dave March 30, 2004

Paladin

A heroic defender of mages. Posesser of great defense.

Paldins, Dying so you don't have to.

by Dave December 8, 2004

Skinned

When someone with an uncircumcised penis pulls their forsekin and rubs it on someone. Putting your foreskin on someone.

Oh fuck! Alex just skinned me.Fucking carrots

by Dave April 28, 2003

HBDD

The lady of your life, aka: boss from another planet.

Roswell: I'm gonna go out for a beer.
HBDD: It's 9:30 on a Saturday! Haven't you had enough this morning?

by Dave December 12, 2003