functional alcoholic

a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.

that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.

Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?

by d May 13, 2005

paperbag special

A girl thats ugly (and should hence wear a paper bag on her head to hide her face), but is good for sex

Have you seen Jims new girlfriend? She's a paperbag special.

by d July 16, 2003

WMFL

acronym for Wal-Mart Football League

You hear about Elyse? I think she's getting kicked out of the WMFL

by D April 02, 2005

To Blow a Clown

Anything (even loosely) associated with sex and circus. And midgets. And clowns, of course. Interrestingly, the act of "blowing a clown" happens a lot more often than one might think.

Clown 1: Hey Midget Bob! Check out my flower *spurt of semen*

Clown 2: Hee hehe heheh eheheh ehehehe hahah ahahahah ahah

Midget Bob: Harrr... that ain't no flower! It's a penis in disguise!!!

by D July 21, 2004

cammie

timeless beuty

i love you, you know me, im right in front of your face. i am every where and i am know where

sorray

by D December 04, 2003

Farah

1. the act of seeming naive or innocent but doing a 180 in a split-second and slappin' dat white boi ass of yours anyway.
- Very similar to the usage of the term "jew him down!"

She seemed nice, but when I made a pass at her, she went Farah on me!

by D July 23, 2003

Coey

A cutie teaching middle school in Japan

Doesn't that Coey have to get her picture taken on Monday?

by D October 15, 2004