D's definitions

mcjob

The "favor" you get in the McDonalds bathroom

Johnny got a McJob from the assistant manager.

by D November 15, 2003

WMFL

acronym for Wal-Mart Football League

You hear about Elyse? I think she's getting kicked out of the WMFL

by D April 2, 2005

functional alcoholic

a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.

that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.

Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?

by d May 13, 2005

lojack

#2 A wedding ring or wedding band.

Awe man, he was so hot, too bad he's got a lojack.

by D April 9, 2005

we need to talk

basically, your girl has something to bitch about.

"Honey, we need to talk."

by d September 21, 2003

bomb.gov/cia

Danielle= bomb.gov/cia

Danielle was the inspiration of bomb.gov/cia, courtesy anji.

by D July 14, 2004

gay ban

Imitation Ray Ban sunglasses.

"Dude those are sweet Ray Bans"
"Nah they're Gay Bans. I go 'em at the flea market for 10 bucks"

See also: Joakley (Oakley), Fauxllé(Bollé) and Likely (Nike)

by D August 18, 2006