Courtney 's definitions

fuckwad

a person who does something incredibly stupid or rude

My boyfriend is such a fuckwad! He slept with another girl!

by Courtney January 23, 2003

Council Bluffs

A dirty white trash place on the other side of the Missouri River from Omaha. Known also as 'the leech town', it trys to suck it's fame off of Omaha. Home of trailer parks, crappy truck stops, and mulleted people who let their kids play with thier toys in the front lawn in thier diapers. See also 'Counciltucky'.

Ew! What's that smell? Oh, it must be Council Bluffs.

by Courtney December 16, 2003

fuzz top

The back view of the person's head in the car in front of you, usually an old person because of the characteristically fuzzy, curly mass that encompasses an elderly persons hair. A fuzz top can be spotted not going over 10 mph and causing you to become frustrated when stuck behind one in traffic. A casual swear term that wont offend grams.

1. That Fuzz Top cant even see over the steering wheel of that beat ass Caddy
2. MOVE IT YOU FUZZ TOP!
3. Sorry Im late, I hope you'll understand I was stuck behind a Fuzz Top.

by CouRtney June 4, 2004

West Japeepee

On the other side of the middle of nowhere from East Bumblefuck

East Bumblefuck is the styx but West Japeepee is even worse

by Courtney August 25, 2003

in the oven

slang: location of baby in a pregnant woman.

Susan has one in the oven. Molly is baking twins in the oven.

by courtney December 28, 2003

candy cane children

Religious fans or followers of band The White Stripes.

"Went to a White Stripes' concert last week. The Candy Cane Children were out in full force."

by Courtney April 7, 2005

korn

Korn is the name of a band, but "korn" also refers to when two homosexual men have anal sex without a condom (a.k.a barebacking). Once one man ejaculates inside the other man's arse, he eats out his own cum... only to end up with a nasty piece of "korn" (cum-soaked turd) as well!

Tony couldn't resist; he put his eager mouth to Marc's puckered hole. Eagerly and noisily, he sucked out his own cum, and in his haste, swallowed a piece of Marc's sloppy, bitter korn...

by Courtney November 6, 2006