Shlits

A most extreme case of "the Shits."
To be shitting uncontrolably.

-My belly hurts, I think I have the Shlits!
-I'm not eating that, that stuff gives me the Shlits!

by Chad December 11, 2004

candy victim

A person clearly overweight due to excesive over munching.

"Hey Jimmy, lets throw cheesies at that Candy Victim."

by Chad January 10, 2005

rocket scientologist

One who thinks they're so smart, but really dumb as a sack of hammers.

That man is a real rocket scientologist.

by Chad December 03, 2003

d-dub

Short for DWI, Driving While Intoxicated

I lost my license because of a d-dub

by Chad February 15, 2004

telelogophobe

Someone suffering from any form of telelogophobia.

Many of us are telelogophobics

by Chad June 10, 2004

revolver ocelot

Revolver Ocelot is an extremely gifted gunslinger. He is quite slick with his Colt Single Action Armies.

Revolver Ocelot smoked a couple of guys with his Colt SAA.

Revolver Ocelot is quite slick.

by chad April 09, 2005

spammery

1. The actions and practices of a spammer.
2. A company which uses spam for advertising.

Spammery is the bane of bandwidth.

by Chad May 07, 2004