Brad's definitions

Segway

A product that created demand through hype before there was even supply and tricked a bunch of rich dumbasses to buy it, eventhough it's completely worthless.

Maddox completely owned the Segway.

by Brad October 20, 2003

Bunk

Shitty, crappy

You got bunk weed
Stop talkin bunk

by Brad June 20, 2003

And Forever

sweet ass rock band from michibama. period.

Bob: "and forever rocked my face off at that concert last night."
Jen: "i know...eric's so hot, too."
Laura: "yea, he gave me an orgasm with that scream of his."Eric: "laaadies......."

by brad July 28, 2004

blue light

An emergency light used by volunteer firefighters, emergency medical personel, and other first responders. Used in/on the responder's personal vehicle to move traffic out of thier way in order to get to the firehouse, emergency scene, etc. In some states blue is a color reserved for law enforcement so volunteers instead use red lights.

Inclues rotating lights, flashing lights, strobes, and most recently LEDs.

by Brad January 24, 2005

whitelancer1

A runnign, logging, autoing telletubbie. HE is also the new EoH PK trip leader

YOu are a such a whitelancer1 for running from the great Bagel.

by Brad December 19, 2004

butt pirate

One who raids the seas of ass-cheeze

Argh me matey, sure do love to swab the poop deck

by Brad November 5, 2003

jfk

When you are getting a blow job from a girl and she does such a great job that you cum really hard. So hard you blow her head off.

"Last night this chick was giving me such a great blow job that I JFK'd her."

by Brad February 17, 2005