Brad's definitions

pearl harbor

When you're having intercourse in the vaginal region with a female and you "pull out" and quickly shove it in her anal cavity and continue with rough butt sex.

Good 'ol was fuckin' dem bitches down by da water and gave his bitch a Pearl Harbor

by Brad November 21, 2004

Kueh Teow

1. Chinese fried noodle dish
2. Mixed drink containing Bundaberg Rum (Aus), orange juice and dry ginger ale.
3. An alias used by certain people to hide their true identiy and sound Chinese.

Abbreviation: KT


Quay Teow; Kway Teow; Kueh Teow

Sup Kueh Teow

by Brad March 1, 2004

Jumpman

The character who appeared in the original word Donkey Kong /word game. Now called word Mario /word.

We all know that the main character in Donkey Kong was Jumpman, not Mario.

by Brad June 9, 2003

canada

Located in north america, hosting diverse cultures, geography, animals, resources and manerisms. Second largest land mass, said to be the best place to live, home of the north-most inhabitation, and well governed. Descending country of (mainly) Great Britain and France. Critical and critisized, most popularly by/to the United States of America. Two official languages are English and French. Slowly growing population of approximately 30 million. Contains 10 provinces and 3 territories. Often patriotic. Known (to author) to fight only for rightly justified cause. Home of many celebrities (good and bad), large fan of hockey (watch canadian tv), (at time of posting) legalizing homosexual marriage and marijuana, harbouring a province wanting to seperate, and similar (willingly or not) to its neighboor to the south. Eh.

Shall one travel to southern America, or northerly Canada?

by brad March 17, 2004

flog the log

Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.

There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.

by Brad June 5, 2004

bones

1. Term used to describe someone with a protruding sternum and a skeletal body type.

2. Nickname given to Dr McCoy by Captain Kirk.

See also:
ashtray; carcass; birdcage

Bones get out of here!

by Brad March 1, 2004

tbh

To be honest

tbh Bard` is a complete plonker clearly

by Brad January 30, 2003