Ben's definitions

skunk

cross breed of Cannabis sativa and Cannabis indica. Sativa is the more traditionally smoked outdoor-grown variety which occurs naturally in places like Colombia, Mexico, Thailand and Africa; Indica is a shorter, bushier variety found in Afghanistan. Unlike pure Sativa, the high it gives is slightly heavy, lassitudinous and mongy.

damn, this skunk is some evil shit, where can I get some?

by Ben June 30, 2003

Slipknot

Slipknot, a side project with an ugly ginger prick who tries to sing. They are gona break up in like 2 years, HOORAY!

Hooray! No more slioknot!
Awww, mini mosher shit head, dont cry!

by Ben August 4, 2003

big dipper

Somebody who takes more days off moby dick than holidays.
Name of a sweep stake based on a work colleague who is often moby dick.

He's not off again is he/she the big dipper.

by Ben September 17, 2003

dwacist

an act of being racist but against a dwarf

Life's too short is a dwacist show with dwacist humour

by Ben February 14, 2015

President

The term for what has become a mockery of the highest office in the land.

see also "fearmonger"

Turn on the news to see the president trying to scare more people into voting for him.

by Ben November 3, 2004

Webbie

a fussy humanoid male. Webbies are extremely slender and are sort of twiggy looking. They have adorable personalities and do webbie things all day, (which can only be described as webbiness). Webbies get super hyped by small compliments or success and super depressed by small setbacks. In a lot of ways they are similar to pets but far exceeds an animal pet in terms of intelligence.

A common thing to keep in mind when you own a webbie.

Webbie, stop overeating or-else you will have stomach ache tomorrow!!

by Ben September 14, 2014

Rock 'n' roll

A deceased genre of music; it has been replaced by a lesser, weaker form called 'rock' .

A genre of music that actually involves talent in which singers, with an actual vocal range, with actual musicians , who actually know their instruments, actually play technically-important music that can't be done by 5 minutes of Fruity Loops, Acid Pro, or some other home-crapshop recorder.

Led Zeppelin was a good Rock 'n' Roll band.

by Ben October 7, 2003