Ben's definitions

chod

A dick that is wider than long

She tried to suck the chod, but had a hard time handling the sheer girth of it.

by Ben July 18, 2003

President

The term for what has become a mockery of the highest office in the land.

see also "fearmonger"

Turn on the news to see the president trying to scare more people into voting for him.

by Ben November 3, 2004

Viet-Cong

The chinese soldiers in Vietnam. See Charlie

The Viet-Cong used gurella millitary tactics that were mainly unheard of.

by ben November 18, 2003

Gayper

A person who is as gay as they are in the summer, as in the winter, a gay person perticularly when they are snowboarding. See the definition of "Quimby". If the quimby is the meat in the manwitch, the gayper are the surroundings. Commonly characterized by their neon snow gear, and Technine do-rag's.

Matt Cova is a fapping gayper.

by Ben January 19, 2004

cambray

Translates roughly to "The coolest person alive" or "The epitimy of cool".

There have been incidents of this cool transfering from herself to all others in the vicinity of her. (It is that powerful)

She also happens to be really hot.

cambray rocks

<3

by ben January 23, 2004

Lowdon

Originally from the French religious city and latterly associated with The clan Campbell, the Lowdons were known for being Brigands and Border Reivers

With " Lowdon's bonnie woods and braes," Or
"Comin' thro' the rye,"

Or " Highland Mary "--ah! how sad
That those so loved should die!

by Ben April 5, 2005

Fantasmic

I so am not a nerd and definately am not single. Fantasmic is a combination of Fantasic and Orgasmic. It doesn't mean "great" but more of a magical euphoria...Think about that feeling of release.

It was fantasmic when SHE talked to me!

by Ben June 20, 2003