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vibrator

a pleasure tool for women, a dildo that vibrates
"that vibrator feels good."
by Ben February 8, 2003
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hot hands

Those disposable cup holders you get from Starbucks or 7-Eleven.
"Ow! Pass me a hot hands."
by Ben June 18, 2006
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calfhead

Complete knob, unable to spell, often seen sitting near a hobbit called Ben.
Invented the word whight
Hey calfhead what the fuck is this you have done! You complete muppet can't you spell
by Ben September 16, 2003
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punk ass

that dudes punk ass got his ass beat.
by ben April 4, 2003
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Filthy necklace

wrapping recently torn out anal beads around someone's throat and choking them to death.
My wife wasn't giving me very good head, so I gave her a filthy necklace and went out and got a new girlfriend
by Ben October 3, 2003
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Windows ME

Crap os that i have unfortunately got install on my pc. The ME part is an abbreviation of many errors
RRRRGH Windows ME crashed again i wish i had XP any donations send to.......(deleted)
by ben December 14, 2003
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jackpot

adverb-refers to the act of a lady going in to a sperm clinic and being impregnated with a random sperm sample. Then waiting 20 years to see how the child grows up, if their successful, jackpot.
it's not retarded, jackpot.
by ben November 16, 2003
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