Ben's definitions

nerf hearder

a stupid, dump, retarded dickhead

tony blair is such nerf hearder

by ben September 23, 2003

+r@n51aT3

+r@n51aT3 == Translate.

Sort of crap that you get when you end up speaking so much haxor that it ain't good for you.

j00 +r@n51aT3 h4x0r?

by ben November 28, 2003

Rock 'n' roll

A deceased genre of music; it has been replaced by a lesser, weaker form called 'rock' .

A genre of music that actually involves talent in which singers, with an actual vocal range, with actual musicians , who actually know their instruments, actually play technically-important music that can't be done by 5 minutes of Fruity Loops, Acid Pro, or some other home-crapshop recorder.

Led Zeppelin was a good Rock 'n' Roll band.

by Ben October 7, 2003

Freeport

A hick town in Maine, many wiggers live here.

youu got dat done there chevy 150 in freeport?

by ben April 17, 2005

Apostle

Someone who is affiliated to 12 Apostles (www.12-apostles.com) either by providing funding or supplying news on rock, roll and religious matters. All apostles have an additional signifyer relating to their geographic location.

Bow Apostle was discussing with Bondi Apostle about the bodacious story that Lancashire Apostle had posted on Peter Saville and Jacques Derrida.

by Ben July 17, 2003

duff

To strike

Geoff pushed me so I duffed him in the face.

by ben October 6, 2003

Maverick

Reverse Shocker. Two in the poo, one in the coo. Two in the ass, one in the grass. Inverted shocker dive. (source-Top Gun)

After applying the shocker, turn wrist 180 degrees counter clock-wise (thumb to the south) and re-insert. This will result in a white gooey substance. Don't be alarmed.

by Ben November 17, 2003