Ben's definitions

blackball

the process where someone says things behind someones back to make themselves seem good, then acts all freindly towards taht person when they see them

"that dick keeps playing blackball with you"

by Ben February 17, 2005

shinto

Japanese religion

He's a Shintoist
My religion is shintoism
Most japanese people are with the shinton religion (for lack of a better phrase)

by Ben December 13, 2003

wank

1) (verb) To brag excessively, usually over computer components 2) (verb) To have a meaningless discussion over abstract theories; a pissing contest 3) To masturbate

1) Fucking NICK won't stop wanking about his 386 laptop and how it was the new hotness 84 years ago.
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization

by Ben August 11, 2003

cambray

Translates roughly to "The coolest person alive" or "The epitimy of cool".

There have been incidents of this cool transfering from herself to all others in the vicinity of her. (It is that powerful)

She also happens to be really hot.

cambray rocks

<3

by ben January 23, 2004

Sex Out

To kick out your roomate at college for the night so you and your girlfriend can fuck on his bed.

David: DAMNIT Michael Smith the pimp brought another girl in this week and had to Sex Out my awesome self! This guy has had sex every week, so I am forced to go out and be humiliated for not being in my room.

Thanks Michael!

by Ben May 21, 2006

Bethel Park

a small town south of Pittsburgh that's high school ultimate frisbee team tries to be as cool as the state college kids. currently rated 4th best in the state.

oh... that's why he's weird... he's from Bethel Park.

by ben June 8, 2005

Slapnut

During the act of 'whackin off' the hand hits the scrotum and hence 'slapping the nut'. Later colloqialised as the term slapnut

Tim is such a slapnut

by Ben February 10, 2003