Batman 's definitions

hamhocks

A nick-name for an overweight person

I'm surprised Hamhocks can still walk!

by Batman October 5, 2003

Grayson

A very nice guy. He's particularly good with the ladies, and knows how to please a woman, he is very handsome and athletic and pretty much wins at life. His schlong is a lady killer and if you have a Grayson, make sure to keep him!

"Is that God's brother?"
"No, that's just Grayson"

by Batman June 2, 2014

carpet licker

An indivdual who performs oral sex on a female with a hariy vagina. Related Terms: Carpet Bombing cunnilingus

Barbara Streisand

by Batman November 9, 2001

catwoman

When a person unexpectetedly has the urge to take their belt off and start whipping other people around them.

He did a catwoman on me!

by Batman October 9, 2004

tallywacker

A bloke with an enormous penis which he is able to swing over his shoulder. See also see www.tallywacker.co.uk

Man, look at the tallywacker on him - im gonna go jump off a cliff

by Batman September 5, 2003

bonkle

present tense of bonkled (2nd def)

They were about to bonkle the bearded lady

by batman July 22, 2004

webb eye

when a persons eye is shaped like a mans japs eye

shut you webb eyed cunt

by batman March 5, 2004