keg stand

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.
That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.
by Batman April 12, 2002
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wtf

Possibly the world's greatest acrinem however the hell u spell it
stands for what the fuck
WTF, mates? -this is from ebaumsworld on the end of the world, and if u havent watched it yet u MUST!!! or u will die so go to www.ebaumsworld.com and go to the search in the top right hand corner and type in end of the world-
by Batman January 27, 2005
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Grayson

A very nice guy. He's particularly good with the ladies, and knows how to please a woman, he is very handsome and athletic and pretty much wins at life. His schlong is a lady killer and if you have a Grayson, make sure to keep him!
"Is that God's brother?"
"No, that's just Grayson"
by Batman June 02, 2014
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^-^

A stupid 'smiley' used by japanese obsessed westerners over the internet
If this stupid fucking face was a person, I'd kick it in the back of the head
by batman January 25, 2005
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to son

1.(verb) to pwn, and also to gain legal custody of.
2. being sonned
1. I want to son you, so I can take you to school.
2. to son or not to son?
by Batman February 21, 2003
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hamhocks

A nick-name for an overweight person
I'm surprised Hamhocks can still walk!
by Batman October 05, 2003
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