Batman's definitions

hamhocks

A nick-name for an overweight person

I'm surprised Hamhocks can still walk!

by Batman October 5, 2003

Grayson

A very nice guy. He's particularly good with the ladies, and knows how to please a woman, he is very handsome and athletic and pretty much wins at life. His schlong is a lady killer and if you have a Grayson, make sure to keep him!

"Is that God's brother?"
"No, that's just Grayson"

by Batman June 2, 2014

^-^

A stupid 'smiley' used by japanese obsessed westerners over the internet

If this stupid fucking face was a person, I'd kick it in the back of the head

by batman January 25, 2005

Jexing

Joking. From root word 'jexa'.

Yo blood, yu jexin' wit me?

by Batman March 30, 2005

Kolton

Kolton is rather large (not in the pants), he's normally very friendly and particularly more friendly to his guy friends if you know what I mean. A little on the feminine side and his "shlong" he claims to have is nothing more than a couple inches of chodeness

Who's that new guy?

Oh that's Kolton

Why does he talk like that? Is he gay?

by Batman May 13, 2014

Fookoff

Fuck Off

Why dont you fuck off?

by Batman November 11, 2003

Foog

short for Foogot

Dan: shut up matt
Matt: your such a foog

by Batman March 5, 2004