BAM's definitions

cauliflower

Small, white nuggets which form within the tonsils and, when noticed in one's mouth should be removed. Avoid squeezing them or chewing on them, as they smell quite fecal when they burst.

I coughed, and up came a cauliflower.
Don't squeeze that between your fingers... It'll smell like shit.

by BAM July 31, 2004

parambulator

1. A luring cocksucking motherfucker in the MMORPG RuneScape.
2. Anyone known to be excessively dishonest for only minimal personal gain.

Man you wonder why your wallet's always missin? Your roommate's a real parambulator.

by Bam April 10, 2005

Jewish duck

1. A turd
2. An insult

1.I had a big jewish duck yesterdaY!
2.The fat lady is such a Jewish duck!

by BAM March 31, 2005

perviscuious

To venture into the land of the perverts

i had no idea Sally was so perviscuious??😀

by BAM September 22, 2022

eat shit

the correct pronunciation of:
atchoo (a sneeze)
said out loud during the actual sneeze.

Eeeeaaattsshhiiiiiitttt!
Gesundheit.
Bless You.

by BAM July 31, 2004

Joey Tribbiani

The greatest character in television history popularized on the classic television show Friends.

1)n. a senseless act of stupidity
2)n. making an absurd sexual advance
3)adj. an expression of great confusion

1,2. He just pulled a Joey Tribbiani.
3. The look on his face was that of Joey Tribbiani.

by Bam May 22, 2004

Florida

a place that is full of old people and hot girls. Known for its Beaches and warm summers.

person1: Florida sucks man. nothing there but old people.
person2: that only half of florida. the rest is hot girls.

by Bam June 29, 2003