a pirate hooker is a girl that moves from ass to ass, therefore making her a hooker. shes just looking for fresh booty
by Andrew May 13, 2005
1. When you wear flannel boxers in the summer and your ass crack sweats.
2. When someone spreads a healthy portion of mayonaise in your ass crack.
2. When someone spreads a healthy portion of mayonaise in your ass crack.
by Andrew January 13, 2005
by andrew May 13, 2005
1. A tard who walks around asking chicks for help with their homework. They can be seen a block away by their shiny bald head.
2. When a chick licks the top of a dude's penis to make it nice and shiny.
2. When a chick licks the top of a dude's penis to make it nice and shiny.
"Hide here comes that shinehead"
by Andrew February 13, 2004
A car that is really meant to just get people from point A to B. Yet, there are some people out there that see a "hidden" performance package. Regardless if it's a type R or type SIR, it's still a torqueless car. Some people actually spend 5 thousand on a old pos civic, then spend another 10-20 grand on the car to make it look "cool" and "fast" when in reality, they could have just spent that money on a real car, saved the money and moved out from living in their parents basement.
Bill: Daym check out Eric in his civic, he spent 5gs on that turbo alone and another 7 on that type R engine!
Bob: Really, where does he live?
Bill: With his parents but still he got a dope ass car..
Bob:Actually my Evolution 8 could whip his ass *cell rings* Oh daym my girl's at my house naked gotta go!
Bob: Really, where does he live?
Bill: With his parents but still he got a dope ass car..
Bob:Actually my Evolution 8 could whip his ass *cell rings* Oh daym my girl's at my house naked gotta go!
by Andrew May 07, 2004
by andrew October 02, 2004
To take up space unnessaryily or to force many objects into a small space as to defy the laws of physics.
by Andrew November 06, 2004