me's definitions

Fat Wanker

A great big fat nordic wanker

A Flower

by ME December 4, 2003

parents

people who feed me clothe me and bathe me till im 21

your parents

by me December 6, 2003

cornflaked

Wones self is drunk.

I got cornflaked last night.

by me May 13, 2005

flickblade

a knife that opens when you flick your wrist

that mofo pulled a flickblade on me

by me March 17, 2004

slytherin

Cool, friendly, a bit cunning.

Have the Queen in their house.

There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin...

by Me April 3, 2004

scarified

terrified and scared at the same time- actually in the dictionary

Steven King is scarifying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME IM SCARIFIED! MY EXAMPLE IS STILL TOO DAMN SHORT

by me July 7, 2004

guitarist

A person who plays guitar.

About 1 in 10 guitarists actually get good at it. The rest learn shitty blink 182 songs to impress their friends. Some of these fuckwads form bands and spread their pathetic music around the world for many idiots to enjoy because they have never heard anything better.

Real guitarists include: Jimmy Page, Steve Vai, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, John Petrucci, Eric Clapton and many other non ass holes.

1. I have a $10 guitar and know 3 chords! I r teh guitarizts

2. John Petrucci is one hell of a guitarist.

by me December 23, 2004