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NyQuil

Genius drug that can be used by rehabbing patients...attracts users with its big fucking Q.

"I don't do illegal drugs anymore. Now I just do the legal drugs. Tonight I'm on NyQuil and Sudafed. Let me tell you something, folks. Forget about cocaine and heroine. All you need is NyQuil and Sudafed"

NyQuil by Me April 25, 2005

splaazz

that sound a fat guy (or chick) makes when falling into a pool

did you hear that splaazz!? WTF!

splaazz by me April 23, 2005

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Yeah, uh, Mount Saint Mary's has its ups and downs, but in the long run it kicks more ass then most other schools I've ever been to. So come here, have fun and wake up and do it all again.

water pong kicks ass

Mount Saint Mary's College/University by me April 22, 2005

negress 

a female black not offencive

That negress has a very nice car!

negress by me April 22, 2005

nigassist 

A nicely dress black man. To say this is very nice.

Were did that nigassist get that great tie i want one too!

nigassist by me April 22, 2005

cock canyon

pussy, vigina,a girls thing for a guy to stick his dick into

Wow, I wanna take a dip into that cock canyon

cock canyon by me April 20, 2005

Bassoon 

The world's coolest instrument. Sounds like a dying duck fart, unless you know how to play. Which I do, so boo-yah. Also, as I've been told many many many many times, it looks like a bong. OK, I get it, move on with your life already.

Random Guy: Hehe... did you know your instrument looks like a bong?

Me: yes, the past 5 people to walk past have said that. But that still doesn't mean you can put drugs in it, you disrespectful bassoon killer.

Bassoon by Me April 20, 2005