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human

At first glance, you may think this primate is basically evil on two feet. Only at closer inspection would you realize that while evil usually is accompanied by a tiny bit of intelligence, humans are lacking in that. Therefore we must come to the conclusion that humans are, in fact, just big stupid moneys with technology.

Look at the big retarded monkey with a nuclear bomb! Wait, that's a prominant world figure.

human by Me May 4, 2005

crying

what im doing right now

i miss him sooooooo much

crying by me April 29, 2005

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy 

A book. But not just any book, this book is my god.

\"Oh no, not again.\"

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Me April 26, 2005

100 foot dildo 

The dildo my girlfriend uses wen she cums on my face i like 2 lick it and suck the dildo it has my name on it

uh uh uh uh uh i luv this 100 foot dildo baby uh uh uh eat my cum o yea aaaaahhh uhuhuh

100 foot dildo by me April 25, 2005

Dwight Yoakam 

Dwight Yoakam is one of the best artists in recent country music history. Unlike most of his contemporaries, he doesn’t give in to what’s trendy in Nashville and plays what he likes instead. As a result, his music is unique, honest, and never pretentious. He’s able to mix elements of Bakersfield country, traditional country, bluegrass, blues, alt.country, rock, and more together seamlessly to create a sound that’s both fresh and true to its roots. In addition to his unique musical style, he also writes some of the most emotional and thought-provoking (yet somehow still simplistic) lyrics.

If that wasn’t enough, he’s also an acclaimed actor and director in Hollywood. What a guy.

Instead of buying another worthless Tim McGraw CD, buy Dwight Yoakam's new album "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. WOOT WOOT!

Dwight Yoakam by me April 25, 2005

Kenny Chesney 

Mr. Chesney is an adult-contemporary singer disguised as a country singer... a fact that most people miss because 1) he wears a cowboy hat (to hide his bald head) and 2) Nashville sucks. Oh, and for all you clueless girls who find him hot, truth be told he really looks like a middle-aged turtle on steriods.

Screw Chesney, buy Dwight Yoakam's new CD "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. LONG LIVE YOAKAM!

Kenny Chesney by me April 25, 2005

Anakin Solo 

Anakin Skywalker's grandson-born several years after his death to han solo and leia organa solo. he possessed powers such as his grandfather had before going over to the dark side and becoming darth vader. as a child, several attepts were made to kidnap anakin. those on the dark side tried to get him to come over to the dark side as well, but he never did. he enjoyed pod racing just as his grandfather had. he even looked like his grandfather-but he had more power than anyone expected. he supposedly died in battle in his late teens, but he is believed to still be alive

his powers include: incredible reflexes, being able to see into the future, the force
status: jedi

Anakin Solo by me April 25, 2005