josh's definitions

kerp

A term for when you performed an action that deems everyones approval.

"Man! You SO just KERPED that kid! UP FIVE!"

by Josh November 22, 2004

gaping

when someone is doing a girl up the ass and takes it out, the big hole is her gaping ass

I did Trisha up that sweat ass of hers and it was gaping for weeks

by Josh November 22, 2004

jew speed

the lightning fast speed of a jew(that i have)

"dude, you can't beat me, I have jew speed on my side."

by Josh November 23, 2004

jazz

amazing girl who is so fly and everyone wants her.

Man that Jazz, I wish I could get a piece of that.

by josh November 25, 2004

Young Buck

A celebrity, who in a rage, stabs someone at a pointless awards show.

When I was at the Day Time Emmy's, I was YOUNG BUCKED by Rosie O'donnell.

by Josh November 28, 2004

brett favre'd

(verb) To have one's finger broken by the football while attempting to catch a particularly hard-thrown pass.

Comes from Brett Favre's notoriety for throwing one of the hardest balls in the NFL and having broken several of his receivers fingers on multiple occasions throughout his career.

also acceptable: favre'd

"How did you manage to break your pinky?"
<i>"Oh, I was Brett Favre'd by John in the tackle football game we had last weekend."</i>

by Josh November 28, 2004

favre'd

(verb) To have one's finger broken by the football while attempting to catch a particularly hard-thrown pass.

Comes from Brett Favre's notoriety for throwing one of the hardest balls in the NFL and having broken several of his receivers fingers on multiple occasions throughout his career.

also acceptable: Brett favre'd

"How did you manage to break your pinky?"
"Oh, I was Brett Favre'd by John in the tackle football game we had last weekend."

by Josh November 29, 2004