josh's definitions

samo

fat shit #2

"im hungry"

by josh September 29, 2003

FeezleStick

a thing which bobby price shoves up his ass

Bobby, get the feezlestick out of there

by Josh March 20, 2003

Shambo

The perfect friend. Not to mention incredibly handsome and great in bed. Also the male version of the drink" Shirley Temple."

Lady:"I'll take a Shambo"
Waiter:"As in a drink?"
Lady:"As in one in my hand and one in my bed..."

by Josh April 13, 2005

brett favre'd

(verb) To have one's finger broken by the football while attempting to catch a particularly hard-thrown pass.

Comes from Brett Favre's notoriety for throwing one of the hardest balls in the NFL and having broken several of his receivers fingers on multiple occasions throughout his career.

also acceptable: favre'd

"How did you manage to break your pinky?"
<i>"Oh, I was Brett Favre'd by John in the tackle football game we had last weekend."</i>

by Josh November 28, 2004

turnip king

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.

i just gave one

by josh March 26, 2004

tripping

usually feeling in a state of disarray or seeing a whole bunch of colors and wierd organic shapes that turn into things affects of Acid or LSD

dude i was tripping when i saw that Pink Floyd movie "The Wall"

by josh September 16, 2003

tight

(adj.)cool;rad pertaning to verbs or nouns

Tight 360 man! It must me that blind you got.

by Josh November 14, 2003