josh's definitions

noidz

The end result of butchering the word "nice" over the past years of it being used as slang.

'Nice - Noice - Noidz'

"I just bought Liquid City 2 for a dollar!" "Noidz."

by Josh February 22, 2005

Bowl n' Bowl

To smoke a bowl of herb, or two, or three, and then go bowling with your friends.

Hey Ted? You wanna hit that Bowl n' Bowl up tonight, man?

by josh February 18, 2005

oh dear

a more formal and less rude way of saying "buggar" or "bollocks" or even "mother fucker" i could go on all day in fact...shit,fuck,arse,cunt,dick sucking rat wipe...il stop now
oh dear

Freddy: Fuck theres a penis worm crawling out of my arsehole
Shelly: That can't be right they only come out your penis
Freddy: Oh Dear
Shelly: Dear Oh Dear
Freddy: Dear Oh Fucking Dear Oh Dear

by josh February 18, 2005

penis worm

a worm unsatisfied by living in normal conditions resulting to living in side somebodys wang

freddy, have you remembered to feed your penis worm recently

by gum there seems to be a worm hanging out of my prince albert

by Josh February 17, 2005

bum trickery

penetrative sexual intercourse of the anal variety

hey freddy, you up for some bum trickery

by Josh February 17, 2005

DoucheSnozzle

1.Something that sounds like it could be a german Liquore
2.Another word for douchebag

Random joe. Lets go get some doucheSnozzles!

Dumbass1. Your a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass2. Your mom is a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass3. Fucking douchesnozzles...

by Josh February 16, 2005

turtle

What happens to a guy when it is cold out side. also known as tutling

It was cold and ure penis was small, it turtled

by Josh February 16, 2005