anonymous's definitions

the shocker

2 in the pink 1 in the stink
In laymen's terms 2 in the vaginal opening 1 in the anal opening

" she went wild when i gave her the shocker "

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

renege

a thing most noobs at the game of spades do and end up getting critisized by their fellow spades players endlessly, their partner also most of the time ends up beating the shit out of them after the game

You stupid bitch you just reneged i outta kick your ass

by anonymous March 13, 2004

granola

A person who dresses like a hippy, eats natural foods (granola), and is usually a Liberal, but in all other ways is a typical middle class white person, and is likely to revert back to being straight when they finish college.

Did you see that granola chick at the farmer's market buying bean sprouts?
Yeah, her new Volvo was parked next to me.

by anonymous July 11, 2004

pussy eater

lickin down town

puttting my tongue in yours

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

redonkulous

adj. even more absurd than rediculous, but aslo bizzare and silly.

The fact that you would try to trade mp3's with Barley is just redonkulous.

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

playing the bagpipes

To have one gay male stick his penis in the other man's arm pit

Ryan and Joe were playing the bagpipes all night.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

syst3m

A person that doesn't work without eye system support. Often seen saying weird things in public.

"SHAMONE MOFO"- "look there goes a syst3m, son. Stay away from that kind of people"

by Anonymous October 22, 2003