ben dover

A common name used in a crank call.

"Hello, I'm looking for a man whose last name is Dover, first name Ben."
"Just one second... Hey, is there a Ben Dover here? Hey, Ben Dover!"
"With pleasure, lunchmeat!"
"Ahhhh!"
"Hahahahah"
"Listen here, you punk. If I ever find out where you live, you are going to have a belly full of rusty knives."

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

po

a very special person

you wish u were a po

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

bluefear

a REALLY awesome girl

by Anonymous February 06, 2003

BonÄr Scale

The most widely accepted method for rating school girls. Ranked out of 12.

Shit son, she's a 9!
No fool, only a 6.

by Anonymous March 06, 2003

skankaslut

known at NSA as lindsay jarman

by Anonymous March 07, 2003

apple

1. Fruit; grown mostly in Washington.
2. Dying computer company that boasts the best hardware around, but cannot compete with the versatility and cost-effectiveness of PCs

1. Are those Apples ripe?
2. God, I wish Apple would just lay down and die already.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

one-hit wonder

The date that you tag once, find out how awful s/he is and don't go back for seconds.

by Anonymous September 28, 2003