Eastern European Prostitute

A really ugly and fat person who really wants sex so they decide to be a prostitute. Usually females with moustaches.
EEP :Looking for a good time?
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache
by anonymous February 03, 2005
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christmas tree

what john shoves up his ass every Christmas.
oh christmas tree oh christmas tree...
by anonymous June 08, 2003
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Glossified

adj: when one has applied the appropriate amount of lip gloss to one's lips to make them look presentable or more attractive.
when a female has applied lip gloss and says "I'm now glossified, we can go." or if a friend of hers says "Your lips are now glossified, lets get out of here."
by anonymous March 03, 2005
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bonzai pussy

A snatch that is as thick as the jungles of Vietnam. It is no man's land. Anything goes, and every guy for himself. Enter if you dare.
I was going to fuck this bangin chick last night until she bent over and I saw her bonzai pussy. I told her to get that zoo out of my house because the animals that could live in that thing smell like my ass after a fresh shit.
by Anonymous December 21, 2003
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stunning

1. very good-looking
2. attractive
3. sexy
wow look at him! he is stunning!
by anonymous April 15, 2005
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milk.sporkyou.com

forum that is now nonexistantial.

stupid chris/brian.
milk.sporkyou.com sucks!

aka FJF or Funnyjunk forum
by anonymous March 05, 2004
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dp

That chick has a dp. (Used for describing larger women.)
by Anonymous September 09, 2006
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