Sam's definitions

Cranky

1) Referring to a boat that is liable to capsize
2) The sexual act of tossing salad when extremely angry or upset

-My boats been cranky lately so I won't sail it
-And right in the middle of the argument, Barry just flipped me over and gave me a wicked cranky

by Sam April 17, 2005

Southern Virginia

Southern Virginia is the best place in the world. Known for its beautiful {southern belles}, Southern Virginia is an amazing place to be. We know the true meaning of southern hospitality and the men certainly know how to treat the ladies. And for Northern Virginia...you too were part of the Confederacy :) We are the only reason YOU seem somewhat of a nice place...

"The people from Northern Virginia are a disgrace to southern hospitality."

by sam December 28, 2004

;)

A wink ;) means i love you are that your hott!

;)your hott i love you!!

by Sam August 11, 2004

red end

Similar to 'Bell end'
The 'red' end of ones penis when erect.

'Get your red end out, i want it in my arse' said Marion

by Sam April 11, 2005

green day

a bad excuse for a band that makes teh same song with different lyrics again and again. any bands from the past 20 years are just rip offs of the ramones, led zeppelin, iron maiden, judas priest, the sex pistols and other bands like them

green day, yellowcard, finger 11 and thrice are all gay

by sam March 27, 2005

Hahalamiao

Word used most commonly on instant messaging programs to show a moment of intense laughter. First came around when the words 'Haha'-meaning to laugh - and 'LMAO'-meaning to laugh ones arse off were fused together. Pronounced 'Hah-hah-lam-ee-ow.' Used most commonly in the North Hertfordshire town of Hitchin.

'Hahalamiao! That's incredibly funny!'

'OMFG Hahalamiao!!!!!'

by Sam September 1, 2008

vitamins J & D

slang for Jack Daniels Whiskey

He came to the party with a bottle of orange juice fortified with vitamins J & D

by Sam October 13, 2003